Those Kinky Germans

You know that Olympic sex article I referenced just a few days ago? Can I just ask: why does it always have to be the Germans who are kinky?

At the Lillehammer Games in 1994, two German bobsledders tried using their medals as currency. “They made it clear that they’d trade me their gold for all kinds of other favors,” Sheinberg says. “I said jokingly, ‘Thanks, but Tommy Moe has a medal. I’ll play with his.'” The Germans were hoping for some group fun, which is not uncommon in the village. One skier tells a story from the Vancouver Games in 2010, when six athletes — “some Germans, Canadians and Austrians” — got together at a home outside the Whistler village. “It was a late-night whirlpool party. It turned into a whirlpool orgy.”

Of course it was the Germans. It had to be the Germans. But as a very nice, very prim, very vanilla kind of girl, the more I read about Germans and their kinks, the more afraid I am of what the dating scene will reveal to me here.

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