My search terms have been really funky lately and I couldn’t figure out why. It’s a sign of my age, I guess, that I had no idea about the double meaning behind leather pants. But as someone much more in touch with those yung’uns just told me, my old tagline idea of directly translating lederhosen made people think I was interested in S&M.
Um, in case it’s not clear, I’m not, especially not when I talk about my kid here, too. So…. sorry for anyone disappointed to have been misdirected here by Herr Google.
And that new tag line? Urban Dictionary approved. Because after recently learning that everything has a sexual pun (white pants? for real?), you’d better believe I’m urbandictionarying every damn thing I say on this page from here on out.